June 2013
science fiction was invented by a woman
don’t you ever fucking forget that
in mary shelley we trust
I applaud people who get up and get dressed because I stay in my pajamas all day unless I’m going out
hello male followers
how do i convince boys to like me this is for science
I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care
“what doesn’t kill you
leaves scars
ruins your lungs
dries out all your tears
leaves you lying awake at 4 in the morning
wishing you weren’t alive” —(via pale-afternoon)
leaves scars
ruins your lungs
dries out all your tears
leaves you lying awake at 4 in the morning
wishing you weren’t alive” —(via pale-afternoon)
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
what if there was no backspace key and you had to live with your mistakes forever
A typewriter, that thing you’re thinking, it’s a typewriter
I was actually thinking of a computer without a backspace key
“If a woman pursues a man after being rejected, she is ‘desperate’ ‘crazy’ ‘pathetic.’
She will not receive pity. If she isn’t attractive, she will be ridiculed.
If a man pursues a woman after being rejected, he is ‘determined’ ‘respectable’ ‘well-meaning.’ He will be cheered for and demanded a second chance. His attractiveness does not matter. The wants of a man are sacrosanct and the wants of a woman are ignored.” —
If a man pursues a woman after being rejected, he is ‘determined’ ‘respectable’ ‘well-meaning.’ He will be cheered for and demanded a second chance. His attractiveness does not matter. The wants of a man are sacrosanct and the wants of a woman are ignored.” —
In our society, when a man says “no” it means “no.”
When a woman says “no” it means “try again.”
Men are not entitled to whatever they want, regardless of what the patriarchy tells them.
(via searchingforavila)
Disney actually covered this and yet, it was almost entirely overlooked:
“You know what men are like. They think ‘no’ means ‘yes’, and ‘get lost’ means ‘take me, I’m yours’”.
(via the-hound-of-sherlock)why are girls like “oh it’s december i need a boyfriend to keep me warm” no you can buy a coat like the rest of the single people
One time I got pulled over by a cop and I was so nervous that I thought I was supposed to call him “your honor” like we were in court or something but then I corrected last minute and I just said “Good evening your officer”
“You make me nostalgic for a love that hasn’t even happened yet.”
—I Wrote This For You (via ksvbi)
Listen
Crushcrushcrush [Vocals only] - Paramore
oh my god
like it better than with the backtrack. i feel like their sound distracts us and hides a lot of the talent in her voice
Jesus christ..
Listen to those vocal harmonies though.. like oh my god.
the worst thing about being shy and introverted as that you most of the time come off as cold and arrogant like you think you’re better than everyone else and thats why you don’t talk to people or hang out with them but it’s really the opposite its like you’re so uncomfortable with yourself that you don’t wanna share it with anyone else so you just dont and people think you’re an asshole but you’re actually just really scared
My only talent is breathing
I said this to my mom and she just said “you have asthma, moron”
I’m gonna be that dad who takes selfies with every embarassing thing my kid does like walk in on him/her having sex, catch them smoking weed, bail them from jail
I’m probably a horrible father for thinking my kid will do these things but lets be real here my instagram will be a #1 hit
2014 is in less than 6 months just let that sink in
I remember when I was really ugly and annoying haha it was like two hours ago lol
OH MY GODI
THERE ARE TWO HOT WINDOW CLEANERS ACROSS THE ROAD WITH THEIR SHIRTS OFF AND I WAS WATCHIGN THEM OUT OF THE WINDOW WITH MY MOUTH OPEN AND ONE TURNED AROUND AND SAW ME LOOKING AND I PRETENDED TO FALL OVER OMF
have you ever thought you meant a lot to someone and then you find out that you’re just one person out of so many others that they talk to, and compared to the way they talk to the other people, you’re really just nothing?
“Do not educate your child to be rich. Educate him to be happy so when he grows up, he’ll know the value of things, not the price.”
—(via sartreontheshore)
“Half the world’s starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.”
—(via tuthetruth)
if i call you dude and you reply “i’m a girl” i will literally back flip out of the internet
white lips, pale face, choking on my toothpaste
