harryedward:

i’m friends with everyone until they get better friends and kinda leave me

enimrac01:

knifefarty:

iwonthellamaatthefayre:

wibblywobblyuniverse:

knifefarty:

if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea too

If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that

no thats illegal

alaea:

Imagine it’s Sunday morning, your perfect boyfriend just woke up in the comfy apartment you own together in Manhattan, NYC. You were just making some breakfast when you see him stirring in the bed, and snap a quick picture before he turns at the noise of your camera and smiles at you. He rushes down to wrap you in a big, warm hug and begins to make some coffee.

phanphanphan:

thestubbornandwayward:

thatlankyguy:

tomhiddlestonfans:

nintendoggy:

where do hot people come from

But England is freezing.

Exactly. We have to supply our own heat. 

oh my god

deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

chaoticwaltz:

badwolfsourwolf:

georgetakei:

Never thought of it from that angle.

that is not acute joke.

i’m finding it rather obtuse tbh

fluffywhitechicken:

filthytricksyhobbitses:

guys

perfume

that smells like books

if you wear this I’ll probably fall in love with you

beautyinphotography:

vocaroo:

if you ever hurt an animal you’re a fucking piece of shit

i always kick my cat in the face because he’s so black that i can’t see him at night and it’s like he pops up at the wrong times don’t sacrifice me

secretlyybroken:

Weight should be like virginity.
Once you lose it you can’t get it back